why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
good lord you are such a ravenclaw
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
My dad sent me an email. It was titled ‘chem’ and all it said was:
‘Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon’
I replied with some of my favorites:
'Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one orders H2O. The second one orders H2O too. The second one dies.
That’s going to my Chem teacher
Talking with Hose
Hose: The First word in the dictionary is aardvark
*shoes me this*
Me: Looks like a penis
Hose: If you know anyone with a penis like that don’t reproduce it’s purpose is to eat ants.